Faster Than Light Programming With Neutrino Plumbing

This talk will explore the brand new techniques of faster than light coding developed by our very own CERN programmers. We all know we have too many things to go and too many projects to get done in the time we have. Using faster than light programming techniques implemented with the help of faster than light neutrinos, we demonstrate new and efficient time collapsing techniques to get more bugs fixes and patches out and lines coded than theoretically possible. A good time will be had by all, regardless of previous experience.

Nivedita Singhvi has a long history of assisting the Linux Plumbers Conference, including the testing of registration and submission software. She has several degrees in just making stuff up and not getting stuff done on time, and needing faster than light everything.